{"id":1159,"date":"2012-05-30T08:17:21","date_gmt":"2012-05-30T13:17:21","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/milkandhoneyfarm.com\/wordpress\/?p=1159"},"modified":"2012-05-28T18:06:21","modified_gmt":"2012-05-28T23:06:21","slug":"they-are-here","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/milkandhoneyfarm.com\/wordpress\/?p=1159","title":{"rendered":"They Are Here!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>The scourge of Minnesota is here in full force. They are big, hairy, beasts, with fangs. I don&#8217;t like mosquitoes. I don&#8217;t like mosquito bites. I don&#8217;t like being chased around my garden by the blood sucking vermin. I don&#8217;t like spraying my skin with poison\u00a0 to ward them off. I don&#8217;t like being kept awake at night by a whining female mosquito circling my head.<\/p>\n<p>Bats are welcome here. They eat mosquitoes. Barn Swallows can live in our barn and in our garage. They eat mosquitoes.\u00a0 I have a net suit that I wear in self defense. It has a hat with a net veil that covers my neck. It has a\u00a0 long sleeve net shirt and net pants. I also have net gloves. If my boys were still at home, I would offer a bounty in hard cash for dead mosquitoes.<\/p>\n<p>Why two of them made it aboard the Ark, I will never understand. In Texas, all we had were Fire ants.\u00a0 Minnesota mosquitoes are worse.<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>The scourge of Minnesota is here in full force. They are big, hairy, beasts, with fangs. I don&#8217;t like mosquitoes. I don&#8217;t like mosquito bites. I don&#8217;t like being chased around my garden by the blood sucking vermin. I don&#8217;t like spraying my skin with poison\u00a0 to ward them off. I don&#8217;t like being kept [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[4],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1159","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-contemplations"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/milkandhoneyfarm.com\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1159","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/milkandhoneyfarm.com\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/milkandhoneyfarm.com\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/milkandhoneyfarm.com\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/milkandhoneyfarm.com\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1159"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"http:\/\/milkandhoneyfarm.com\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1159\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1161,"href":"http:\/\/milkandhoneyfarm.com\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1159\/revisions\/1161"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/milkandhoneyfarm.com\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1159"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/milkandhoneyfarm.com\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1159"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/milkandhoneyfarm.com\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1159"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}